February 2012
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“I made a sweater for an octopus. Plus I left one extra hole for its dreams and...”
Although I am a girl, I (figuratively) need to grow a pair. Stat.
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IT MAKES SENSE NOW!
NICKI MINAJ IS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!!!!! I CAN FINALLY UNDERSTAND HER MUSIC!!!
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Justin Vernon is my favorite person rn.
For real, dissing the entire premise of the Grammy’s WHILE accepting a Grammy aanvkliaroihwefkashoifhea BAMF. And ironic as a hipster should be.
When your parents wake you up for school
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The Vow
I think I am one of the few girls in the world who has absolutely no desire to see this movie. For one, it’s another sappy chick flick. Regardless, no matter how much it is based on true events, it’s all staged and pretty much made up fantasy that’s eerily similar to The Notebook. I’m content watching wedding cinematography because at least those are real life love...
This morning involved bacon.
Me: Do you smell bacon? I think I can smell bacon.
Kristin: You're stupid. There's no bacon it's 7 in the morning.
Me: (steps outside the door to check, runs back in the room) OMG NO THERE'S BACON I CAN SERIOUSLY SMELL IT LIKE GO OUTSIDE AND SMELL FOR YOURSELF FOR REAL THERE'S BACON IN THE HOUSE.
And then there was bacon in my belly. And it was good.
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GTFO old ladies trying to be hip. The store may be called Forever 21, but you’re not.
